05 January 2009

How to Impress a Woman/Man?

How to Impress a Woman:
  • Compliment her,
  • Kiss her,
  • Caress her,
  • Love her,
  • Comfort her,
  • Protect her,
  • Hold her,
  • Spend money on her,
  • Wine & dine her,
  • Listen to her,
  • Stand by her,
  • Support her,
  • Go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to Impress a Man:
  • Show up naked,
  • bring beer.

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