How to Impress a Woman/Man?

How to Impress a Woman:

• Compliment her,
• Kiss her,
• Caress her,
• Love her,
• Comfort her,
• Protect her,
• Hold her,
• Spend money on her,
• Wine & dine her,
• Listen to her,
• Stand by her,
• Support her,
  
• Go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:

• Show up naked,
• bring beer.